Gladiatorial combat, preferably with the classic Trek fight music.
Fan 1: (raising longsword) "I come to establish the YA Fiction Hugo!"
Fan 2: (raising his paired Franciscas) "Never! I will die to prevent the dilution of the writing categories!"
Fan 1: "So be it, traditionalist dog!"
Kevin: "Enough! Two fans enter, one proposal wins! Combat is to submission or unconsciousness. If neither combatant can continue, the item is tabled unless a motion to recombat is passed by a simple majority. All decisions made by Kuma Bear are final, as prescribed by Conan's Rules of Order. If there are no further motions, BEGIN!"
You have to admit, it would make the business meetings a bit more interesting.
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Fan 1: (raising longsword) "I come to establish the YA Fiction Hugo!"
Fan 2: (raising his paired Franciscas) "Never! I will die to prevent the dilution of the writing categories!"
Fan 1: "So be it, traditionalist dog!"
Kevin: "Enough! Two fans enter, one proposal wins! Combat is to submission or unconsciousness. If neither combatant can continue, the item is tabled unless a motion to recombat is passed by a simple majority. All decisions made by Kuma Bear are final, as prescribed by Conan's Rules of Order. If there are no further motions, BEGIN!"
You have to admit, it would make the business meetings a bit more interesting.