Kevin Standlee: Fandom Is My Way of Life

Not long ago, it was mistaken for a mosque by the BNP yobs. Apparently nobody had thought to inform them that the reason there are all these Brown People with their Suspicious Foreign Ways in England is that there was a period when the British conquered them all, & it was the fashion to adopt elements of their culture, such as pyjamas & the verandah. George IIII, having little in the way of either taste or sense, out-heroded Herod in that respect, resulting in a fantastic (in the root sense of the word) confection of the Mughal style.