To The Fannish Generation Behind Me

I officially apologize for making the Death of Fandom argument to you and insisting that you didn't understand. You have your revenge upon me in the form of the generation ahead of me making it at me in almost exactly the same terms. I take cold comfort in that in another generation, the one after them will start telling them what losers they are and that if they don't immediately change everything, All Fandom Will Vanish Overnight because only people fifteen years old are allowed to be fans.