In Which My Cover is Blown

In a post today, Cheryl Morgan has revealed all about how she and I are deeply embedded in the Great Cabal and Plot to Rig the Hugo Awards. I did agree with her demand that we must immediately have our remuneration doubled if we are to continue our nefarious schemes. After all, how am I ever going to realize my plans to buy the Union Pacific Railroad if I don't start Getting Paid better for the awful things I've been doing to Worldcon, WSFS, and the Hugo Awards?