Lessons Learned

Today I learned that you must respond to everything on the internet instantaneously, you must be plugged in 24/7/365, and you must also have everything you publish (that you must publish very quickly, remember -- waiting even 24 hours is Much Too Slow and shows you're an old fossil) vetted by lots and lots of different people. Oh, and typographical errors are always due to malicious intent and are never caused by human error. And if you ever make a single mistake, you're Doomed for All Eternity.