The reason I was down here in San Jose this weekend was to attend the final three performances of the 2023 production of
Thanks for Playing the Game Show Show, the musical about the game show scandals of the 1950s and the rebirth of game shows in the 1960s. Long-time readers will remember me waxing lyrical (ahem) about the original production a decade ago at the RetroDome. Since then, the RetroDome moved to the 3Below Theatre in downtown San Jose and their theatrical productions are under the San Jose Playhouse name, but it's the same people. They reworked
Game Show Show and remounted a production this summer. I was afraid I'd miss all of the shows because of the Winnipeg trip, but was able to come see their final three performances: two yesterday and one today. And today, the final performance, was going to be the day I was on stage.
( Come on Down! )I did not take any pictures during the show (except a couple at the very end which I'll talk about in a minute), so I can't show you the set configuration during Act I when I was on stage.
Here's the set-up for my turn on stage: the sponsor of game show "The Secret Square" has ordered the producer/host of the show, Bill Todson (Stephen Guggenheim), to get rid of unattractive contestants and bring an attractive looking guy (that turns out to be me in this case) on the show and make sure he wins, in order to get better ratings and thus better sales for the sponsor's products. So at the right point in the action, associate producer Frankie Marks (Shannon Guggenheim), who has no idea of the nefarious goings on, comes out to where I was sitting and where I'd been spotlighted as the next new contestant. She asked quietly (they might have muted her mic; I don't know) if the step onto the runway was okay. It was. I'd already checked during the intermission of yesterday's show. So now I was on stage. The action proceeded with the leads turning me over to Jack Parker (Nicholas Tabora), the in-show director, who took me back stage to "prep" me.
Once back stage, he very briefly briefed me on what was to happen. I reassured him that I'd seen the production before so I had pretty good idea what was supposed to happen and how I was supposed to react. I also said, "I saw this show seven times during the first run," so he got the idea. He asked me, "Is back stage what you thought it would be like?" I told him that it was, and that I've been back stage at various theatrical-type productions before. (I was thinking of Worldcon major events.)
I wish there had been time to take a picture back stage, but there was only a couple of minutes while we waited for the intervening scene to play out, and then we re-entered for my "stage prep." They put me behind the contestant podium and Todson and Marks explained how we'd do some light banter during the actual show and suggested I say something. I'd already seen others semi-freeze up at this point, so I confidently looked toward the camera and said, "I'm Kevin Standlee, I'm 57 years old, and I live in Fernley, Nevada!" They praised me, and then a musical number ("I've Got a Secret") broke out around me.
As I'd been instructed and as I expected, I let them walk me through the number while they sang and I followed their lead. I also tried to give the right sort of reactions to they way they addressed me. The woman sitting next to me in the audience (who had seen many of the shows; her daughter was a member of the cast) told me that I did just fine.
The number ended, Frankie Marks exited, and Bill Todson moved in for the big moment.
( The Envelope, Please )Because of how the show worked, I was never an actual contestant in that I never participated in either of the games that happened in the musical. The Big Scandal broke in the next scene, the original Secret Square went off the air as game shows perished in a cloud of scandal and the intermission happened. But that's okay. In fact it was more than okay.
While I didn't originally expect to be in the I've-Got-a-Secret position (I thought I was going to be in the Act II "New Secret Square" game, using Match Game mechanics, which I obviously know like the back of my hand), whoever decided to put me in this spot made the right decision. I knew what my role was and for having had no actual rehearsal other than thinking it through while sitting in the audience during Act I, I think I did pretty well. I just wish that I could see how I looked!
( Curtain Call )Then it was time to go. After using the bathroom, though, my left leg (which continues to trouble me; I started chiropractic work on the pinched nerve last week and will resume treatment once I get home) cramped, and I had to hobble back into the lobby and sit for a few minutes to unkink it. I'm sure glad that did not happen while I was on stage! I waved goodbye for the final time and headed out.
I limped over to
The City Fish a few blocks from 3Below and bought a lot bigger meal than I probably should have done, but I'd not eaten since breakfast and was very hungry. I was fortunate that an LRV was pulling up just as I got to the station, and about twenty minutes later, I was back at the Holiday Inn Express. I tore into my meal, then called Lisa to enthuse about the shows and to thank her for encouraging me to come and see them.
I had an absolutely wonderful time as I have always had at any of the 3Below/San Jose Playhouse/RetroDome productions. And I'm once again grateful to whoever decided to push me out of my comfort zone. I hope my contribution to the final performance looked as good to the audience as it felt for me. It was a blast!